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papinianista:

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

sheds a single tear

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

happy 18 years of the hobbits still being taken to isengard

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montereybayaquarium:

šŸ“¢Cuteness alert!šŸ“¢

We’re feeling all aflutter with excitement for a brand-new bundle of fluff on exhibit! This adorable puffin chick (puffling) hatched on July 19 and currently weighs just over 1 pound.Ā 

Whalecome to this big, bayutiful world, little fluff nugget! šŸŽŠšŸ„

A baby puffin chick covered in fluffy black feathers stands at the center of the image, inside a blue plastic bin with its small black webbed feet on a soft light gray blanket. The chick gapes while looking up with its beak wide open.ALT

exlibrisfangirl:

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wheeloffortune-design:

This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.

Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh ā€œaliens don’t want usā€ aliens should be sucking our dicks.

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ralfmaximus:

toastbutteregg:

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HELL YEAH FUCK HIM UP YOUR HONOR

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least to most likely to fight you ft. the girls from Now and Then (1995)

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thebrazenphlegmatic:

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iicraft505:

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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn’t be held, please add more if you have any

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@chai-cow-ski

@is-the-snake-video-cute looks like a coral snake (blunt nose) but double checking- is it ?

That’s indeed a coral snake, good ID!!

This thread is full of the luckiest people on the planet, I think. Also goes to show just how calm even venomous snakes are - coral snakes rarely bite unless you’re actively harassing them - and how important it is to make sure your ID as non-venomous is 1000% certain before picking up any wild snake.

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katy-l-wood:

A BEAR ATE MY BEST HUMMINGBIRD FEEDER.

Rude.

Someone tell that bear he’s not supposed to eat that with the skin on.

I live in South Africa. And if you live in South Africa and you have any contact with people from the US or Canada you might have run into a question about wildlife like lions and elephants roaming our streets. Most South Africans get pretty offended by questions like this. We are a civilized country, our large and dangerous wildlife gets contained in properly fenced parks.Ā 

I use to get offended by this until I visited a few places in Canada and realized that the reason why you ask is that some of your large and dangerous wildlife does simply roam the countryside and sometimes make excursions into town.

This honestly blew my mind. What do you mean, you have bears just walking around? What the hell?Ā 

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north americans don’t all encounter deadly megafauna on our porches and front lawns but it happens often enough that we all think this is a reasonable amount of gigantic animal to happen to your house. so when we think of africa we kinda imagine it like this:

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like. if we had elephants here. this is what we would be putting up with on the regular. what do you mean you guys are more sensible than us.

TELL ME AGAIN HOW AUSTRALIA IS THE DEATH COUNTRY
We have two spiders and (apparently) 12 snakes but we don’t have lions, bears, wildcats, AND crocodiles.
We sometimes have crocodiles and large boas in certain areas. We don’t have to worry about a bear attacking our halloween decor. Or moose deciding to joust on the front lawn.

Maybe similar to Africa, America’s fear of Australia is because you all assume our wildlife is exactly as huge and space-invadey.

oh yeah i forgot about the gators

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It’s bear season in my hometown (western Canada) and either due to the heat/forest fires or the destruction of habitat (both? both is good bad) every time my family calls now it’s ā€œwe saw a bear/family of bears in the backyard every day this weekā€ instead of the perfectly normal ā€œthere was a bear in the yard/thank goodness the dog didn’t chase that bearā€ on a bi-weekly basis.

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hometoursandotherstuff:
“Say it with flowers. The Impertinence Bouquet: “Your insincerity and avarice made me hate you.” ”

hometoursandotherstuff:

Say it with flowers. The Impertinence Bouquet: “Your insincerity and avarice made me hate you.”

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bi-accident:

Ice cream bread - 1978

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finally I got them all

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elodieunderglass:

greekmythcomix:

pouryourselfacupoffuckrightoff:

greekmythcomix:

To explain my chicken obsession:

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Me: I’m enjoying drawing chickens for this commission.

Husband: ha ha Greek Myth Chickens!

Me: šŸ¤”

I now present to you,

šŸŗGreek Myth Chickens šŸ“

ILIAD EDITION

1) Egg-chilles and Patro-cluck (Achilles and Patroclus)

an illustration of a Achilles and Patroclus, but as chickens. Achilles is broody (ahem) while Patroclus looks begging and is holding armour. line art with digital watercolour.ALT


2) Mene-lay-us and Al-eggs-andros (Paris) (Menelaus and Alexandros [Paris])

Menelaus as a chicken, chasing Paris as a (skinny white leopard-skin clad) chickenALT


3) Egg-amemnon (Agamemnon)


Agamemnon as a chicken, with huge Dendra armour to hide inside.ALT


4) Aph-roost-ite and Helen of Spur-ta (Aphrodite and Helen of Sparta)


Aphrodite an Helen of Sparta as glorious white fancy chickens, in Minoan/Mycenaean clothing and makeup.ALT


5) Nest-or (Nestor)


Nestor as a chicken, squawking away.ALT


6) Androma-beak, Peck-tor, and Astyan-egg (Andromache, Hektor and Astyanax)


Hektor's little family as chickens. Astyanax is a chick.ALT


7) At-hen-a and Egg-dysseus (Athena and Odysseus)


Athena as a glowing white chicken, Odysseus as a brown chicken looking as a small carved horse thoughtfully.ALT


8) Preen-am and Peck-uba (Priam and Hekuba [Hekabe])


Priam and Hecuba as chickens, dressed in blue in some made-up ancient-looking clothing.ALT


9) Brood-seis (Briseis)


Briseis as a chicken, looking bruised and in rags.ALT


10) Diom-egg-es (Diomedes)


Diomedes as a chicken, looking very serious!ALT


(See next post for last 3 - https://www.tumblr.com/greekmythcomix/722218945873051648/iliad-chickens-continued-11-lay-jax-tel-capon )

This is exactly the kind of thing that makes this place cool. Greek Myth Chickens fuck yeah! Nest-or has me laughing out loud at work

I almost never found cool shit like this on Reddit. Here it’s everywhere. Thanks hellsite, please don’t fuck it up

This is why I joined Tumblr ā¤ļø

Hat tip to @nessiemonster88 thank you so much!

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